Miami is magic! Many people have woven the magic of words to encapsulate Miami’s magic. Here we have put down a collection of the best Miami quotes and captions to inspire your next trip to Florida.
One of the Best Miami Quotes
It is Paris that makes one feel poetic, Rome that makes one feel heroic, yet it is Miami that makes one feel young. ~ Pietros Maneos
Short Quotes about Miami
I feel like Miami is way, way too hot. ~ Fred Armisen
I love the Miami atmosphere. ~ Shaquille O’Neal
Anytime I get down to Miami, it’s a wonderful thing. ~ Bill Goldberg
Miami is one of the great cultural melting pots in the world. I love working and living here. ~ David Caruso
As good as Miami is, we’d rather go to Miami. ~ Luol Deng
Miami will always be special to me. ~ Christian Yelich
Miami is my favorite art fair. I even surfed there for one year. ~ Richard Phillips
I’ve always had fun in Miami. ~ Samuel Eto’o
If Cuba is Hell, Miami is Purgatory. ~ Reinaldo Arenas
180 episodes of ‘CSI: Miami’ and never the same lipstick twice. ~ Emily Procter
I went down to Miami, and somebody saw me on the streets, and that’s how I got into modeling. ~ Channing Tatum
I think just growing up in Miami, there’s a gumbo of different cultures that influence us. ~ Flo Rida
My favorite city is Miami. It’s very fresh, and the beach is sunny. ~ Liu Wen
I actually love the summer. When I went to Miami on tour, I was actually like, ‘I love this place.’ ~ Mitski
Miami is always my favorite town to work because it’s a short drive home. ~ Big Show
In Miami, there’s a Latin flavor, and I just love every bit of it. ~ Ryan Guzman
I think Miami is such a beautiful, sexy, gorgeous place. I love the people there. ~ Minka Kelly
Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused. ~ Dave Barry
Miami Beach Quotes
Here are the best quotes about Miami Beach that’ll surely make you crave for sun and sand!
The thing that’s really cool for me about Miami Beach is you have this dichotomy between sunlight and family and happiness and innocence, and then at night, darker, stranger mob conspiracy stuff sort of comes out. It seems like a storytelling engine. You can just keep writing about how those two worlds smash into each other. ~ Mitch Glazer
I love Miami; I miss it so much. I miss the beach, the peace it brings you. I love the sound and smell of the sea. ~ Genesis Rodriguez
Miami Beach is a completely interesting hybrid because it is, on the one hand, a resort and, on the other hand, a real city. This condition of city and water on two sides I think is really amazing. And in the heart of that city, it has put an enormous convention center, an enormous physical presence. ~ Rem Koolhaa
Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach. ~ Pauly D
She dressed in bohemian clothes, penned novels, panted, and yearned to roam forgotten corners of the world. She was habitually defiant and fearless, and when she felt controlled, as she often did, she could be irresistibly willful. Mostly, she was bored silly by the vanilla sort of boys who trailed her around, and by the stodgy set in Miami Beach. ~ Laura Hillenbrand
I like anywhere with a beach. A beach and warm weather are all I really need. I like going to Florida, to Miami, and to visit my mom in Fort Myers. ~ Rob Gronkowski
One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water, and the beach – of course – and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful. ~ Oksana Baiul
More Quotes on Miami
Miami, in many ways, is a quintessentially American city. The juxtaposition of showy wealth with dire pennilessness, the tussle of glitz and decay doesn’t come any more marked than here. ~ Tibor Fischer
Miami’s not anybody’s poor cousin. It’s an aspiration to live in this town, not something you have to do to promote yourself like some of the larger cities. ~ Iggy Pop
What’s special about Miami is the collision of cultures. And the white sand beaches and fantastic restaurants. ~ Jeffrey Dean Morgan
I love the crowds in Miami. I feel that is one of the tournaments where I get more support. That helps me a lot. ~ Rafael Nadal
I don’t like all these flashy cities like L.A. or Miami. I don’t know if I could be the same player if I played in those cities. ~ Giannis Antetokounmpo
Wherever you go, things change you. I mean, obviously, moving to Miami and becoming part of the NBA has given me a different perspective on style than I had when I lived in Chicago or Milwaukee. ~ Dwyane Wade
I couldn’t sleep knowing I was going to leave my Miami. It’s always going to be my home, but it’s not the same. ~ Hanley Ramirez
I’m a winner. Dwyane’s a winner. We’re going to bring winning to Miami. ~ Chris Bosh
I absolutely love the balance between New York and Miami because I go to New York and I get so inspired, and it’s really busy, and it’s like the real city, and then I come to Miami and I’m just in a happy place. ~ Nina Agdal
I feel like ‘CSI: Miami’ was just a license to do all sorts of horrible things that I’d always wanted to do. ~ Emily Procter
Miami is one of the great places that is really a sensual, physically beautiful place. ~ Michael Mann
Famous Quotes for Miami
Miami Quotes for Instagram
I had learned something of Miami from people who had visited there, so I knew what to expect. ~ Sidney Poitier
I love Miami: great town, always loved it, a great place to play basketball. ~ Chris Bosh
What’s so beautiful about Miami is that we support each other. We’re just one big family, not just the entertainers, just everyone in general. ~ DJ Khaled
When I’m in Miami, I like to go and watch basketball, the Miami Heat. ~ Andy Murray
Miami has embraced me, and I love them for that. ~ Lil Wayne
I like Miami in the winter: there’s no humidity, no bugs, no mosquitoes. You go out and wear your jacket, and you’re all good! ~ Prince Royce
Havana vanities come to dust in Miami. ~ Joan Didion
Famous Miami Sayings
I am lucky enough to live in Miami, so dinner on the beach with people I love is one of my favorite ways to relax. ~ Adriana Lima
Miami, which has already aired, has this wonderful blend of Caribbean culture, Latin American culture, and Southern American culture (talking about fried chicken). All those combine to make for a very, very interesting array of ingredients, restaurants, and the chefs that come there. It also has great seafood, not to mention the glorious citrus that’s there. And all those things inform what you do – and they should. ~ Padma Lakshmi
For instance, I’m in Beverly Hills right now at a hotel. I told myself, “Man, it’s so beautiful out here. If I ever moved to L.A., I would probably want to buy a house in Beverly Hills.” The thing is, once I leave Beverly Hills, [I realize] there’s no bodegas in Beverly Hills. Once I leave L.A. and go back to Miami, or if I go visit New York, it’s like, “Oh man, there’s the bodega.” What I’m saying is that you can’t forget the reality. Sometimes people take success and forget about reality. ~ DJ Khaled
Growing up in Miami, having these different cultures and being inspired in so many ways musically has let me have a very long career, ’cause just when you think I’m gonna do this type of record, I go and do something else. ~ Flo Rida
Being from Miami, you’re used to the fact that your home is a vacation spot. But that’s what makes Miami one of the best places in the world. We’re so rich in different cultures, being so close to Haiti, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico, and then you’ve got people who travel from all over the world just to come visit. ~ Flo Rida
So that when I came to New York again, it was, I’m not too sure right now, but it was ’74 or ’75. I went to Miami in ’74, and then I came to New York, I think, at the end of ’74. ~ Ruben Blades
It reminded me of what Dad said after every snail’s crawl home from Albany when snow hit.“It’s New York, people. It’s winter. We get snow. If you aren’t prepared to deal with it, move to Miami. ~ Kelley Armstrong
In Miami, the obsession with making things work and being practical, with making lots of money, sometimes out of the fear of starving, has replaced a sense of life and, above all, of pleasure, adventure, and irreverence. ~ Reinaldo Arenas
Look at what has happened to Miami. It has become a Third World country. You just pick it up and take it and move it someplace. You would never know you’re in the United States of America. You would certainly say you’re in a Third World country. ~ Tom Tancredo
People – just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually. ~ Dave Barry
Some years ago, I proposed a new tourism-promotion slogan for Miami. I even had a bumper sticker made. It said: ‘Come back to Miami! We Weren’t Shooting at YOU. ~ Dave Barry
I will go to a nice restaurant in Miami, and no one sitting at the tables will notice me or even know who I am. Then everyone in the kitchen comes out and wants to take a picture. ~ Jorge Ramos
The biggest thing is, I can never forget where I come from. That’s why I wear Miami on my sleeve. I never forget where I grew up. ~ Manny Machado
I came to Miami for the first time during the winter, and naturally, I fell in love with the weather. ~ Joanna Krupa
Miami’s never been more than a spit from New York. ~ Iggy Pop
I already had three strikes against me. One, I have light skin. Two, I’m from Miami, which wasn’t getting looked at at the time. Three, I’m Cuban. But now, I’ve made everything that stacked against me into a virtue. ~ Pitbull
More Sayings About Miami
A lot of times when I say I didn’t do anything, I was actually in Miami doing a show. ~ Girl Talk
I really love Miami, but I don’t think the architecture matches the city. It’s a bit too commercial. ~ Zaha Hadid
Miami was always a town that was kind to me as a wrestler. It’s a great wrestling town, and it’s a great town, period. There’s so much to do in Miami. ~ Ric Flair
Sometimes, you might meet somebody that you love that’s turning into a ‘they.’ My key is invite them to Miami, take them to the ocean, and let them jump off the boat in the ocean, on the sandbar, and cleanse off and pray, and then go take a shower, and hopefully the ‘they’ is out of you. ~ DJ Khaled
I was actually born in Miami. We would spend the summers there growing up, so it’s like my second home. ~ Dominik Garcia-Lorido
Miami is the place where all great Medicare fraud schemes come from. It has a great concentration of professional criminals and old people. ~ David Fahrenthold
I think in L.A., everybody has a really cool flair, trendy style here. I think I kinda adapt, be it I’m a little more trendy in L.A. Somewhere in New York, I could literally sit at a café and have a cappuccino and watch people walk by, and it’s like a fashion show to me. Compared to somewhere like Miami, where I literally wear beachwear all day, and I can walk around barefoot. My style is consistent. It may bend a little bit according to cities, but that’s about it. ~ Kelly Rowland
How many people know 10 good things about America? Almost anyone can tell that. But thing is that cities in America is not certain or similar to each other. The many popular cities are also popular due to their food style like Portland, Oregon, San Francisco, California, Las Vegas, Nevada, and Seattle, Washington etc and many other cities like this including Miami too. According to wallet hub, Miami stands at 3rd position about their craze of food and other things. But Miami is not just a food city but also claimed a name as a crime city. ~ Scott Cooper, Miami
My family lives in Miami, and I always envision myself, if something happens, it’d be like ‘The Day After Tomorrow’, where I walk across the country to find my family. That would be the kind of person I would be. I feel like I wouldn’t be as scared. If it happens, it happens. You face it. ~ Natalie Martinez
But this is Miami, you can’t come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you’re all covered up in this heat, you’re gonna make me pass out just to look at you. It’s sweaty in Miami – but the diamonds will keep me cool. ~ Lil’ Kim
Miami is one of these places where diversity is in our blood, where, you know, if you want to go have a Nicaraguan breakfast, a Cuban lunch, and an American diner dinner, you do. ~ Ana Navarro
In L.A., you can hide. I can hide at the beach, hide up in the hills. In Miami, everybody is looking at you. ~ Jamie Foxx
Is Miami America? Is it a state? Is it the South? … I love Miami for the same reason I love the places I love most around the world… It’s the mix here, this big, messy, dysfunctional hell-broth of people from all over the world that makes it so awesome and makes it a place I want to keep coming back to. Also, the food’s good. ~ Anthony Bourdain
Miami is nothing like me, and that’s why I need to be here – it’s the opposite. I’m practical, where this place is moody, I’m stolid in my interior, where this place has a certain flair, and I’m materialistic in a sense that this place is fundamentally spiritual – there’s a quicksilver quality about this place. ~ Iggy Pop
The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions, such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States. ~ Dave Barry
I learned a lot in those first years in Miami while struggling just for survival by observing my father’s fortitude. ~ Desi Arnaz
You go to Los Angeles, New York, Miami, or Chicago, and you see Latinos everywhere; they are involved in every part of American society. That’s why they have to start being represented in Hollywood because an ‘Americano’ can’t walk down the street and not see a Latino. ~ Thalia
In the US, you have New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Boston, Miami, and dozens of other cities; a few of them have a really strong visual character. But even with those, there is just too much space between them and too many people. ~ Michael Bierut
If there was any other place I would live, other than Miami, it would be California. It’s beautiful. The weather is just gorgeous, I love being here, too. ~ Jon Secada
Having Miami in a state like Florida makes no sense. You may as well put Los Angeles in the middle of Arkansas. It’s not connected, it’s just bright and loud and big and… there. ~ Caspar Vega, Southern Dust
I love Rome for its calzones and New York City for the variety of quality eateries, but I absolutely fell in love with Miami for the stone crabs at Joe’s just off Ocean Drive – the best I’ve ever had, and the Cajun food. The steaks out there are colossal – it’s like having a shark and a cow on your plate. ~ Paul Hollywood
I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami in their lifetimes. I think it is on the same level as seeing the pyramids in Giza for many people. But, Miami is slippery: It is a place that is always that distant orgiastic green light while also being a hot, tropical, and very real place. ~ Jim Drain
Miami is a really special place for me, particularly in the U.S. It was one of the first places in the country to really embrace dance music, and I’ve been going there for many, many years. ~ Tiesto
In Miami, they’re building all these hideous monstrosities. It’s just so easy to be an architect once you’ve got the ability to do your computer drawings. They just knock off each other. There’s nothing creative in any of them. ~ Barbara Hulanicki
The people in Miami are so different from anywhere else I’ve been in America. They’re so down to earth, really friendly, and quite self-effacing, with a good sense of humor. I’m not saying other parts of America don’t have a sense of humor, but Miami maybe has to have a really good sense of humor for lots of different reasons, and it works. It works for me. ~ Tracey Emin
Funny Miami Quotes
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. ~ Lenny Bruce
Almost everything strange washes up near Miami. ~ Rick Riordan
Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash. ~ Dave Barry
Preparation in Miami is always good because of the weather. ~ Paulie Malignaggi
As soon as I came to L.A., I was told that I was exotic. I’d think, but I’m from Miami! I’m as American as a cheeseburger! ~ Genesis Rodriguez
I like Miami because I could play golf all winter. ~ Arnold Palmer
Miami’s great. I love going there for a weekend of fun. ~ Nina Agdal
Miami is just really fun whenever I go there. It’s like this post-apocalyptic Barbie world: everything is pink, and there are palm trees everywhere. But then there are also all these people in crazy sunglasses, warehouses with sick parties where all the girls are covered in spikes and black leather. It’s a very weird place. ~ Grimes
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world! ~ Jackie Gleason
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.” She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “You did it last week! ~ Henny Youngman
I’ve only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A., and Miami. ~ Larry the Cable Guy
I’m a Latina from Miami. I pity you if you think you’re going out-shout me. ~ Ana Navarro
Growing up in Miami, being Cuban is integrated into our culture. When we greet anyone, we give them a kiss on the cheek. ~ Lauren Jauregui
In cities like Miami, my hair can get so frizzy that it looks crazy. I use TRESemm Extra Hold hairspray. I use a lot of it. ~ Ana Ivanovic
Miami Quotes from Songs
I went to New York and Miami, hung out by the beach, and I love American boys, so I wrote a song about it. ~ Estelle
Hey lil’ mama, would you like to be my sunshine? ~ D.R.A.M. and Lil’ Yachty, Broccoli
Sippin’ whiskey out the bottle, not thinkin’ bout tomorrow. ~ Kid Rock, All Summer Long
Bouncing in the club, where the heat is on, all night, on the beach till the break of dawn, I’m going to Miami. Welcome to Miami. ~ Miami by Will Smith
Summertime, and the livin’s easy. ~ Sublime, Summertime
Easy livin’ down in paradise. ~ Zac Brown Band, Castaway
You’ll be coming home with me tonight. We’ll be burning up like neon lights. ~ Demi Lovato, Neon Lights
Miami Jokes
San Francisco, Manhattan, Chicago, and Miami were having a lively conversation until St. Louis passed by, looking depressed. Chicago said, “Why are you so sad?” St. Louis replied, “I’m always in a state of Missouri.”
What’s the difference between a jet engine and my wife? The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Miami.
Two blondes are driving to Miami for spring break. On a long, boring stretch of highway, they start complaining about how long it’s taking to get there, and the driver asks, “What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?” The passenger replies, “Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can’t believe how stupid you are, you can’t even see Florida from here!”
Where did Miami International Airport go? It went MIA
What’s a Jewish woman’s favorite wine? “I wanna go to Miami.”
Miami Puns
I love My-Yammy
Meowmi Beach
We are all dolfans
Play with a Porpoise
Beach Please
Mi Batido brings all the boys to the yard
Flamingo Mode On!
Wanna go to the beach? Yeah Shore
Legends are born in Miami
Funny Miami Captions for Instagram
Girls just wanna have SUN
Just a couple of beach bums
I’m hotter than a Miami summer
Havana, ooh na-na
My blood type is PINA COLADA
Party like a guac-star
Water you doing right now?
Florida finally got something right
Captions for Miami
Good Morning, Miami!
Wake up and explore Miami
¿Qué pasa, bitchachas?
Nothing but good vibes
Hangin’ with my gull-friends
There’s no place like Miami!
Good times and tan lines
Neon lights and fun times
High tide or low tide, I’ll stay by your side
You, me, and the sea
I think I’ll stay a while
Salt in the air, and sand in my hair
Hey Miami!
Already looking forward to next time, Miami
Life’s better at the beach
Making memories in Miami
No one sleeps in Miami
Travel does the heart good
Work hard, play harder
Some More Instagram Captions on Miami
I found my Paradise in Miami
Sunshine on my mind
With you, life’s a beach
Heya, Miami, you’re my kind of place
Let’s get lost in Miami
They say summer bodies are made in the winter
Aloha Miami
Whale hello!
Happy as a clam
Resting Beach Face
Life’s better in Miami
Beach, don’t kill my vibe
All I need is the salt in my hair and the sand between my toes
We love Miami
Sun of a beach
The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF
Miami has my heart
I’m an aqua-holic
High tides, good vibes
Miami…my happy place
Any day is a good day for Miami
Let’s go to Miami NOW!
Snow more winter, please, bring on the beach!
Miami…here I come!
Desperately seeking beach therapy #throwback
The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.
Sun’s out, buns out
Miami State of Mind
T R O P I C state of mind
All I need is some Vitamin Sea
Beach hair, don’t care!
Miami is always a good idea.
Keep Palm and Carry On
Palm trees and 80 degrees
Sea more of the world, one beach at a time
The sand is scorching, but we’re still hotter
Miami Vibes
Find me in Miami
Yes, make sure that Miami is on your bucket list at least once or more!
Miami Phrases and Words (Bonus!)
Here are a few phrases, words, and slang that only make sense in Miami:
Dalé: used to show surprise. The more surprised they are, the more the number of E’s…dalééé!
Getty: Get together with close friends
Irregardless: This is a word, of course, irregardless of what you think. Ask any Miamian.
Pero like: It means but like in Spanglish 😉
Supposably: Miami’s version of supposedly
De madre: Literally (by the way, Miamians love this word too…lit-er-uh-lee) translates to of mother and is used to sympathize. “Oh, de madre.”
Super: The suuuuper important adjective in Miamian vocabulary
Bro or Broder: A unisex word that means a friend, a brother, or a dude.
Dasit: That’s it in Spanglish
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