Looking for a perfect savage quote or a savage caption to go with your savage selfie on Instagram? Here’s a round-up of the best savage captions, savage quotes, and savage sayings to rock your next Instagram post!
Best Savage Quotes
The sky is above me, Earth is below me, people are around me, but the devil is within me.
The person with an innocent heart and an evil mind is the best combination ever.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.
If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb up to your ego, and jump to your IQ.
I’m not rude, I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely.
Scientists say the universe is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
I love it when someone messes with me, that means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
Because faking a smile is always easier than explaining to everyone why we are sad.
Savage Instagram Captions
Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
If you think money can’t buy happiness, then transfer it to my account.
People love the good until they find the better.
You’re just like math. I hate math.
I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
You gotta understand that I’m hard to understand.
If you see me talking to myself, I’m having a staff meeting.
Me to me: Bitch, you tire me out.
Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.
You’ll lose your mind trying to understand mine.
I keep it real, cause I’m not afraid to make enemies.
Some people are such treasures that you just wanna bury them.
Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
I don’t have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try, though.
Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.
Roses are red, Love is fake, Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Queens don’t compete with hoes.
Bitchcraft: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
Ask me if I give a shit.
She got mad hustle and dope soul.
Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
I think my guardian angel drinks.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Me? Jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.
I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
Me, weird? Bitch, I’m a limited edition.
Nerd? I prefer the term Intellectual Badass.
I’m a nice person. Just don’t push the bitch button.
Revenge? Nah… I’m too lazy! I’m gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up.
Don’t stand too close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
I’m an odd combination of “really sweet” and “don’t mess with me”.
The stuff you heard about me is a lie. It’s way worse.
I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
I have multiple personalities, and none of them likes you.
The uglier the Snapchat, the closer the friendship.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Nope, I can’t go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.
They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
If you’re reading this, I’m beautiful.
Does this resonate with you? Just put it up on the wall using these customizable decals or these custom prints.
Don’t judge me cause I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
Sweet as sugar. Cold as ice. Break me once. And I’ll hurt you twice.
Every girl is a doll. Either Barbie or Annabelle.
Friday. My second favorite F word.
Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
Too glam to give a damn.
I’m everything you want but can’t have.
Catch flights, not feelings.
Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
I’m the girl Harry Styles daydreams about.
I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.
Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
Your mind is a weapon; keep it open.
Once you realize your worth, nothing can stop you.
Be you, the world will adjust.
A negative mind will never give you a positive life.
My back is not a Voicemail, so better say it to my face.
Judge me, and I’ll prove you wrong.
Don’t wear a brand, be a brand.
I’m not picky, I just know what I want.
I don’t make choices, I make moves.
The naked truth is always better than a dressed lie.
Some scars can only be seen by yourself.
Dear me, I will make one day proud.
Don’t flirt with me because if I flirt back, you will fall in love alone.
When life hits you hard, get up and say you hit like a bitch.
Never lower your worth to get somebody’s attention.
Boys want attention; men want respect; legends just don’t care.
Some More Awesome Savage Captions for Instagram
I don’t need a weapon, I’m one.
You can’t block my blessings.
Down to earth, but still above you.
Honey, even raccoons have standards.
Love me or hate me, I am still gonna shine.
The sun is alone too, but still shines.
Make them stop and stare.
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
I’m none of your business.
I like me more than pizza.
I do a thing called what I want.
Know your worth. Then add tax.
Allergic to stupid people.
No time for temporary people.
Love is easy, but the queen is busy.
I respectfully don’t care.
Some people just need a high-five… in the face with a chair.
7 billion people. 14 billion faces.
Life is short. Make every hair flip count.
I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.
I love sarcasm; it’s like punching someone in the face with words.
I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
I’m a ray of sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
When I’m super done with the world, I turn up the music and mute the world.
Shhh. No one cares.
Judge me when you are perfect.
You laugh cause you think it’s a joke. I laugh cause you think it’s a joke.
Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
Are you the wi-fi? Cause I see a connection here.
The trash gets picked up in an hour. Be ready.
Sorry. I don’t speak assholian.
Tell me not to do something. I’ll do it twice. And take pictures.
Best Savage Sayings
I refuse to be put in a box. ~ Jennifer Lopez
When in doubt, freak ‘em out. ~ Sharon Needles
You’re not going to tell me who I am. ~ Nicki Minaj
I’ve always been famous; it’s just no one knew it yet. ~ Lady Gaga
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. ~ Katharine Hepburn
I’m too busy writing history to read it. ~ Kanye West
When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care. ~ Kim Kardashian
I embrace mistakes; they make you who you are. ~ Beyoncé
Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place. ~ Kesha
I’m gracing you with my presence. ~ Kourtney Kardashian
Sometimes I just need a reminder. Why not get it engraved on rustic wood or publish it using wooden word signs
Savage Movie Quotes
A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early. ~ Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ~ John Bender, Breakfast Club
I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. ~ Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular. ~ Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
Ugh, as if! ~ Cher Horowitz, Clueless
What, like it’s hard? ~ Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Not my tempo. ~ Whiplash
That is so fetch. ~ Mean Girls
I wish I knew how to quit you. ~ Jake Gyllenhaal, Brokeback Mountain
Savage Song Lyrics for Captions
Baby, just don’t give a damn. ~ BTS, Love Maze
Can’t afford to be confused. ~ BTS, IDOL
I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked. ~ Megan Thee Stallion, Savage
You can’t stop me lovin’ myself. ~ BTS, IDOL
I’m permanent. You can’t erase me. ~ Shawn Mendes, Aftertaste
No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby, I’m the whole damn meal. ~ Lizzo, Juice
I never trust a narcissist, but they love me. ~ Taylor Swift, I Did Something Bad
I wish love were perfect as love itself. ~ BTS, Fake Love
You’re italic, I’m in bold. ~ Billie Eilish, Copycat
Bein’ so bad got me feelin’ so good. ~ Demi Lovato, Sorry Not Sorry
I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl. ~ Kelly Rowland, Crown
Take my number down, I just might hit you. ~ Lauren Jauregui, More Than This
I get what I want, like it or not. ~ Charli XCX, Femmebot (feat. Dorian Electra and Mykki Blanco)
You should see me in a crown. ~ Billie Eilish, You should see me in a crown
I’m a boss and I shine like a gloss. ~ Doja Cat, Boss Bitch
They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late. ~ Kanye West, Start It Up
Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great. ~ Fall Out Boy, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
You’re a million miles too close. ~ Jonas Brothers, You Just Don’t Know It Yet
You’re way too short to get on this ride. ~ Shawn Mendes, Show You
Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream. ~ Taylor Swift, Blank Space
Let me blow your mind. ~ Eve, Let Me Blow Ya Mind (feat. Gwen Stefani)
When all is said and done, you’ll believe God is a woman. ~ Ariana Grande, God is a Woman
I’m throwin’ shade like it’s sunny. ~ Nicki Minaj, Want Some More
If I were you, I’d wanna be me too. ~ Meghan Trainor, Me Too
I grew a flower that can’t be bloomed in a dream that can’t come true. ~ BTS, Fake Love
I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart. ~ Sia, Elastic Heart
Know yourself, know your worth. ~ Drake, 0 to 100
Didn’t they tell you I was a savage? ~ Rihanna, Needed Me
Being bad never looked or felt better. ~ Jessi, Arrived
TV Quotes About Savage
If they want to be a problem, they’ll have to answer to me. ~ Garnet, Steven Universe
I just figured if I’m going to be a mess, might as well be a hot mess, right? ~ Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me! ~ Angelica, Rugrats
Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking! ~ Jenna, 30 Rock
You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you. ~ Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot. ~ Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
It’s about time. Where’s my throne? ~ Hannah Marin, Pretty Little Liars
It is so weird being my own role model. ~ Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice. ~ Veronica Lodge, Riverdale
Look, I don’t mean to be a b*tch… well, actually I do. ~ Santana Lopez, Glee
Savage Captions for Girls
Thick thighs, thin patience
Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
The queen has arrived.
Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
Shuffle the deck, I’m queen of the pack
Be as picky with men as you are with selfies
Braless is flawless.
Sweet like honey, but watch out for my sting
Be a badass with a good ass
Pressure creates diamonds
too glam to give a damn
My mascara’s too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
If Karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.
The idea is not to be what people expect you to be, and I strictly follow this idea.
Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
Too glam to give a dam, As lost as Alice, As mad as the Hatter.
I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
If I swallow Scrabble pieces and barf them out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.
I got a good heart, but this mouth.
My lips are the gun. A smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
Queens don’t compete with hoes.
Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
Savage Captions for Guys
Be a warrior, not a worrier
Off guard, but one point
It’s Mista steal-yo-girl
I either find a way or make one
Get on my level
Keeping it 1, double 0
I don’t work in an office, but they’re still out here copying me
It seems the more successful I become, the more I become the bad guy.
Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
In this deck, I’m the king, and you’re the Joker
Guys, what are you waiting for? Just get the quote printed on your custom mouse pad and feel like a King.
Sauced up on the walk-up
So blunt you can smoke my truth
Respect The Unexpected
If Karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will
Mad woman, bad woman, that’s just what you are, yeah, you’ll smile in my face, then rip the brakes out of my car.
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