Strong Coffee Quotes and Captions to Latte your Feelings Out

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If tea is my first love, coffee is the charming rebel I occasionally flirt with.

You see, tea takes me to the moon and back; it’s my doodh wali comfort hug.

But there are days, hours, and late-night writing marathons when tea waves the white flag.

That’s when coffee swoops in, sleeves rolled up, ready to rescue me.

Lazy Sunday afternoons are prime coffee territory.

You know, those hours when I’ve already had two or three cups of tea, and my taste buds need a switch? That’s cappuccino o’clock for me.

And when I’m burning the midnight oil, typing away, coffee does what tea sometimes can’t, it keeps my words flowing and eyelids open.

But here’s the twist: while I’m a proud teaddict, I practically survive on coffee when I travel.

Finding my kadak masala chai abroad? Forget it. Almost impossible.

That’s when I lean into the world of coffee, mochas, cappuccinos, and the occasional flat white. Americano? Nope. Just like black tea, it’s not for me. I need a generous amount of milk in my mug, whether it’s tea or coffee.

One of my favorite things about traveling is exploring cafes.

Especially in Europe, where cafes have a vibe you can’t replicate anywhere else.

And to be honest, exploring coffee cultures around the world has its own charm.

From Parisian terraces where time slows down to cozy little spots in Rome where the aroma of espresso fills the air, from the grand coffeehouses of Vienna, steeped in history, to the vibrant cafes of Istanbul buzzing with energy, cafes are where I find my inspiration.

I even make lists of the best cafes in every city I visit, ticking them off one by one like a caffeine-fueled treasure hunt.

I still remember sipping a cappuccino at a tiny cafe in Rome, watching life unfold around me, friends laughing, lovers sharing secrets, strangers flipping through books.

I realized coffee isn’t just about the caffeine hit; it’s about the moments it creates. It’s about pausing, breathing, and soaking it all in.

This collection of coffee quotes and captions is for you, whether you’re a tea loyalist like me who occasionally dabbles in the dark art of coffee or someone whose veins are practically filled with espresso.

Use them to spice up your coffee posts on Instagram, spark conversations on Facebook, or simply celebrate those magical coffee moments that make life a little more brew-tiful.

Now grab your favorite mug, sip slowly, and let these words hit you like the perfect first sip of coffee: strong, warm, and oh-so-satisfying.

Best Coffee Quotes To Espresso Your Love For Caffeine

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? ~ Cassandra Clare

I like my coffee as I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. ~ Jac Vanek

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. ~ Turkish Proverb 

The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword. ~ Old Arabic Saying

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~ Alphonse Allais

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. ~ Lewis Blake

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day. ~ Haruki Murakami

The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it. ~ Jonathon Swift

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? ~ Anthony Trollope

No, I’m not a coffee addict. I’m a caffeine-based life form and as such, I must honor the ways of my people. ~ Nanea Hoffman

I never drink coffee at lunch, I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~ Ronald Reagon 

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. ~ Howard Schultz

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. ~ Unknown

Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. ~ Alexander Pope

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. ~ Terry Pratchett

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. ~ Justina Chen Headley

To me, the smell of freshly made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. ~ Hugh Jackman 

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. ~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

If I could just find one person who I felt that way about—the way I feel about coffee—then I think I’d be in a content relationship. ~ Taylor Swift

I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. ~ Jarod Kintz

Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. ~ Nanea Hoffman

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. ~ Dave Barry

My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air. ~ Christina Applegate

What do you want? Just Coffee. Black – like my soul. ~ Cassandra Clare

 If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. ~ David Letterman

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. ~ Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee connects us in so many ways-to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. ~ Rohan Marley

To an old man, a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house—it sustains and strengthens him. ~ Old Bourbon Proverb

A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spend. ~ Unknown

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

He was my cream, and I was his coffee. And when you poured us together, it was something. ~ Josephine Baker

That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t. ~ J.D. Salinger

I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door. ~ J.D. Salinger

To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace. ~ Vincent Van Gogh

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. ~ Fran Drescher

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ ~ Jim Carrey

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. ~ Terry Pratchett.

Coffee has…expanded humanity’s working-day from twelve to a potential twenty-four hours. The tempo, the complexity, the tension of modern life, call for something that can perform the miracle of stimulating brain activity, without evil, habit-forming after-effects. ~ Margaret Meagher

I’d have coffee, sometimes six cups, along with the shake, and I’d have sugar in my coffee. By then I would be pretty jazzed up, and I’d start writing down ideas. ~ David Lynch

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~ David Letterman

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. ~ Holly Black

I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. ~ Donna Favors

Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does. ~ Napz Cherub Pellazo

You make good coffee… You’re a slob, but you make good coffee. ~ Cher

I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back. ~ Hugh Laurie

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem—a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight. ~ David Sedaris

After a few months’ acquaintance with European ‘coffee’ one’s mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it’s clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed. ~ Mark Twain

Like most of the world’s population I’m into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. ~ Jimmy Carr

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee. ~ J. Lynn

Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming you can get just the right amount of light on the page and aren’t prone to spilling your coffee or cognac on the sheets. ~ Stephen King

Morning Coffee Quotes

Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my fucked up little life. ~ Charlotte Eriksson

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of roast goat. ~ Johann Sebastian Bach

Morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, setting the nerves so that they don’t later fray. ~ Marcia Carrington  

Nothing says coffee like six in the morning. ~ Lorelai Gilmore

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. ~ Emo 

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. ~ Helen Hayes

We busy ladies need our coffee fix in the morning. My day doesn’t really start until I’ve had my Starbucks latte. ~ Heidi Klum

Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed. ~ Unknown

Short Quotes About Coffee

Black as night, sweet as sin. ~ Neil Gaiman

Coffee – the favorite drink of the civilized world. ~ Thomas Jefferson

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. ~ Rian Aditia

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write. ~ Jonathon Ames

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~ Jessi Lane Adams

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. ~ David Lynch

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~ Terri Guillemets

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~ Unknown

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~ Terri Guillemets 

I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee. ~ Ursula Vernon

Coffee first. Schemes later. ~ Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee is a language in itself. ~ Jackie Chan

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. ~ Steven Wright

Coffee is a big part of my life. ~ Taylor Swift

Coffee and love are best when they are hot. ~ German Proverb 

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. ~ Burt Lancaster

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~ Star Trek. 

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. ~ Abigail Reynolds

I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine! ~ Howard Schultz

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. ~ Clark Gable

I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge. ~ Jennifer Lopez

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~ T.S. Eliot

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. ~ Henry Rollins 

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~ Jessi Adams 

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~ Jonathon Swift

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~ Paul Erdos

To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine. ~ Unknown

Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy. ~ Unknown

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~ Captain Janeway

I like my coffee strong. Not lethal. Col. Potter, M*A*S*H

Funny Coffee Quotes

Life without coffee is like something without something. Sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. ~ Unknown  

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~ Stephanie Piro

There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee. ~ Unknown

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~ Christopher Fry

Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. ~ Unknown

Cocaine is like really evil coffee. ~ Courtney Love

Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee! ~ David Letterman

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. ~ Dave Barry

Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee. ~ Unknown

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~ Unknown

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. ~ Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~ Flash Rosenberg

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. ~ Mae West

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? ~ Albert Camus

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. ~ Sir James MacKintosh

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~ John Van Druten

I don’t need an inspirational quote, what I need is a freaking cup of coffee. ~ Unknown

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It”ll still be the best part of waking up. ~ Megan Mullally

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right. ~ Unknown

The world without coffee is like the brits without tea. ~ Jeremiah say

A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee–a lot more. ~ Jayne Mansfield

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ ~ Cherise Sinclair

I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover. ~ Sandra Bullock

My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that. ~ Jarod Kintz

People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy! ~ Unknown

Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me? ~ Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? ~ Steven Wright

Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow. ~ Meik Wiking

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline—the first often tasting like the second. ~ Edward Abbey

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’ ~ Conan O’Brien

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. ~ Abraham Lincoln

How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee? ~ Unknown

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~ Unknown

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ~ Jean Kerr

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. ~ Louisa May Alcott

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. ~ Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. ~ Bill Gates

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~ Unknown

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping. ~ Unknown

I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, ‘Bring on the day!’ I have to have about seven pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake. ~ Stacey London

Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. ~ Unknown

Good coffee—cheaper than Prozac! ~ Unknown

Wine is for aging. Not coffee. ~ Ken Hutchinson

It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but eight cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw. ~ Unknown

I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. ~ Lorelai Gilmore

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. ~ Rory Bremner

I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. ‘This was a five-espresso algorithm.’ ~ Unknown

Witty Coffee Quotes

Seven days without coffee makes one WEAK. ~ Unknown

We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. Trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out. ~ Unknown

Coffee—creative lighter fluid. ~ Floyd Maxwell

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. ~ Unknown

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it. ~ Baron de Montesquieu

I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life. ~ Unknown

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. ~ Earl Wilson

Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. ~ Michael Scott

Coffee is not my cup of tea. ~ Samuel Goldwyn

What comes after morning coffee? Afternoon Coffee.

Coffee Captions

Coffee is always a good idea.

Life begins after coffee.

A good day starts with a great cup of coffee.

Coffee is much like being an adult—you have to do it, but it’s not always fun.

Espresso yourself!

Coffee is the answer to all problems.

I need my coffee like I need air to breathe.

The road to success is paved in coffee.

Coffee is a hug in a mug.

Just brewed happiness in a cup!

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Humanity runs on coffee!

Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.

If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

Don’t speak to me until I’ve had my coffee.

Coffee is a beautiful, complex beverage with everything to do with the people you share it with.

I have a love affair with coffee.

Caffeine—it maintains my sunny personality.

Coffee is just a little social boost.

Procaffeinating (n.) the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.

Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.

Coffee is the universal language.

Coffee is my love language.

Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?

Coffee is a perfect place to start your day. It’s just enough to re-energize and get you going.

Life’s too short to drink bad coffee.

Life is short; drink good coffee.

But first, coffee.

Life is scary without coffee.

Caffeine—the other vitamin C.

Coffee is coffee. But if you make it well, it can be art.

You can’t spell “coffee” without “me,” so let’s get some!

Another day, another cup of coffee.

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

The best coffees are the ones that taste like a conversation.

There’s nothing like a good cup of coffee to get you going in the morning.

There’s never a wrong time to have a coffee.

A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.

Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

Caffeine isn’t a drug; it’s a vitamin.

Coffee and conversation are the ultimate pair.

To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee… coffee.

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close.

I’m not saying I’m addicted to coffee, but I don’t know what I’d do without my daily cup.

Coffee is the fuel that keeps me going.

Let’s get some coffee, and then let’s get some more coffee.

If you are not coffee or chocolate, I will need you to go away.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Coffee is not a drink; it’s a moment.

Coffee is more than just a drink. It’s an experience.

It’s more than a cup of coffee. It’s a way to catch up with a friend.

The best coffee should be like an old friend: warm and comforting, with just enough bite to keep you on your toes.

Life without coffee is like a broken pencil – pointless

Coffee is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.

Coffee is the best thing in life because it brings people together.

Every morning, I long to hold you. Ohh, coffee, I love you!

I want someone to look at me the way I look at my coffee.

Life is like a cup of coffee. It’s not enough just to be hot; there has to be some kick to it.

Coffee: the most powerful thing in the universe. Move over Thanos.

Coffee is a liquid hug for your brain.

We take our coffee breaks seriously.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

Coffee can be sweet or bitter depending on its temperature, just like people!

Coffee is the gasoline of life.

Good friends and great coffee make the perfect blend.

Keep calm and drink coffee.

Rise and grind; it’s coffee time!

All you need is love and a cup of coffee.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world.

Coffee and chocolate make it all better.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra (Jimmy Johnson). And that’s what coffee gives me every morning!

Oh, the hours I’ve spent in coffee shops, reading and writing.

All of us need our coffee in the morning, right? Right!

But first, let me drink my coffee.

Anytime is coffee time.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time to stop.

Coffee is the best part of waking up.

The best thing about my job is the coffee break.

Coffee is a morning hug in a mug.

enjoy coffee now and again and again.

I run on coffee and dreams.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

I can’t function until I’ve had my coffee.

Coffee is the ultimate stress reliever.

Happiness is a warm cup of coffee.

Coffee is love, and love is life, so let’s get together over a cup of joe.

Coffee is the answer, but I don’t know the question.

Less talk, more coffee.

Every morning, I long to hold you…I need you; I want you. I have to have you…your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you.

Coffee Poetry

the coffee
hits my lips,
I breathe in
the fresh morning
air, and I am
reminded how
beautiful it is
to simply be
alive.

~ topher keraby

i take my morning sunrises
with a cup of hot coffee
a bagel with cream cheese
and few deep breaths.

a new day is never promised,
so i am thankful.

simple mornings met with
a graetful heart lead to
a lifetime of happiness.

~ topher keraby

hot coffee
and wild hope -

some mornings
that is enough.

~ topher keraby

First cup of coffee
is like drinking memories --
smell, taste, thought engage

~ The Haiku Diaries

the first taste
of coffee on the lips
is a delightful morning perk.

~ a. bentley

all i need is
a little rain,
a little coffee,
and a lot about you.

~ unkown

Funny Coffee Poetry That’s Brewed Just Right

While scrolling through Facebook, I stumbled upon the page, just some stuff I wrote down, and was instantly hooked by their witty and humorous take on coffee. Their clever quips and poems about our beloved brew are too good not to share.

So, I’ve dedicated a special section to feature their delightful musings on coffee. Trust me, these snippets will resonate with every coffee lover’s soul.

Good morning, coffee drinkers!
And for the non-coffee
drinkers... good luck?
I guess.

I like to have a cup of coffee
after I wake up in the morning
because I can't figureout how
to have a cup of coffee before
I wake up in the morning.

All it takes is a cup of coffee
and I'm ready and rarin' to
have another cup of coffee.

This is way too early 
for anything but coffee.

I'm going to skip the
coffee this morning.
Psst! I'm testing
Facebook to see if
they'll flag obvious 
misinformation.

If this page isn't your cup of tea,
maybe it's your cup of an even more
deliciouser hot morning beverage.

One thing I love you about coffee is
all of its characteristics.

I have a very formulaic
morning routine that includes
coffee and a bunch of variables.

How do I deal with
Monday mornings?
Coffee my way through
like a bulldozer.

I refuse to be part
of your little scheme
unless there's coffee.

I heard some people just
go out into the world
without coffee.

Coffee.
Discuss.

What did I know and
when did I know it?
Well, I knew I was going
to have  coffee as soon as I woke up.

Coffee is my favorite way
to start the day.
Coffee is also my 2nd
and 4th favorite way
to start the day.

One question I ask myself
before purchasing an item is,
"Is this item coffee?"

Chances are, at least
two of my three wishes
will be coffee related.

Let's take a break from talking
about coffee. You'll have to
lead the discussion. I don't think
about other things in the morning.

It's time to quit sulking
and have some coffee,
Sulkink is hard when
you're caffeinated.

Happy Valentine's day, coffee!
You are the reason
I wake up in the morning.

Happy Valentine's day,
second cup of coffee!
You make my heart
go pitter patter.

Live for the moment!
Unless your coffee is too hot.
That slogan is a notorious
tongue burner.

My morning coffee takes me
on a magical journey from
Slytherin to Hufflepuff.

Sometime I wonder what
motivates non-coffee drinkers
to get out of bed.
Probably some sort of
pulley system.

Some of my most profound thinking
comes between sips of coffee.
For example, right now I'm thinking
about how long I should wait
before taking another sip of coffee.

If kindess is going to solve
all of our problems, we'll
need to have coffee first.

Well, at least there's coffee.
And also, more coffee.

My life is about so much
more than coffee,
once I've had my coffee.

Join me this morning for
a cup of coffee while we
talk about coffee and
coffee-related coffee stuff.

The forecast for today
is calling for a torrential
downpour of coffee
into my mouth.

Non-coffee drinkers are just
constantly sneaking coffee
while we're not looking.
There's no other explanation.

I'm receiving mounting pressure
from my taste buds to
have a cup of coffee.

When I wake up ready to
hot the snooze button and 
realize I'm all out of snoozes,
coffee swoops in, all debonair, and says, "Take my hand. We'll
get through this together."

My morning coffee was extremely
memorable, so I've scheduled
several dramatic recreations
throughoutthe day.
Seating is limited.

This morning I'm going to
jump right in and see how much
writing I can get done before
I need a cup of coff

Some people think I have an
unhealthy relationship with coffee,
but coffee and I disagree.

My life is so much more than just
obsessing over the taste of coffee.
My shelf of mugs conveys that
I also have a strong interest
in coffee receptacle fashion.

Coffee helps me reclaim the lost
whippersnappery of my youth.

Relationships are hard work.
Take me and coffee for example.
We want to be exclusive, so today
I mustered up the courage
and asked my wife to
switch to tea.

I'm typically a baritone, but
I can extend my vocal range
to soprano during a coffee spill!

Understanding is at the core
of every great relationship,
and coffee gets me.
It really gets me.

I am here to singlehandedly help
combat seasonal depression.
My other hand is busy
holding a coffee.

As January winds to a close,
let's remember all the good
times we had. There was
the coffee and......
oh! The coffee refills!

How do I deal with the
throngs of media attention
that come with having a slightly
above average Facebook following?
Coffee.

During the controversial times,
there are certain things I
just don't want to talk about.
For example, any topic before
I've had my morning coffee.

Most of my work meetings 
are now in person, but
if I drink enough coffee
there's still a zoom effect.

No matter how tough it gets,
I refuse to quit!
Wait, are they offering
free coffee in the
Quitter's Lounge?

Of course I remember what
I had for breakfast.
It was coffee and something.

Feeling groggy?
I suggest coffee
and also more coffee.

Coffee Musings

The more complicated the order, the bigger the a–hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a ‘decaf grande half soy half lowfat iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet ‘n Low and one Nutra Sweet… Ooooh, you are a huge a–hole. ~ George Carlin

Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby. The great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people. I think I am innately lazy. ~ Craig Parker

Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup. ~ Gertrude Stein

A cup of coffee–real coffee–home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. ~ Honoré de Balzac

This is a funny story. We’d asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they’d come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn’t work. So I don’t have any cappuccino. I didn’t miss the cappuccino. I missed the idea of cappuccino. ~ Martha Stewart

In movies, you have a production assistant carrying your chair around and getting you coffee. In theater, no one carries your chair, no one gets you your coffee, there’s no craft service, there’s no per diem. The only thing that is provided for you is coffee, tea, sugar and milk. It doesn’t matter how big a star you are or whatever. ~ Rosie Perez

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